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About KingDingALing : My name is Andy.
That's pretty much everything you need to know about me....so yeah...bye.
P.S. Feel free to correct my grammar or spelling. I don't mind. I'm a nice person, but really shy. Even if it doesn't seem like it. Don't be afraid to send me a message.
Here's a list of things that I hate the most:
1) People who replace letters with numbers
2) Ignorant people
3) Pointless arguments
If you do anything of those on purpose to piss me off, I'll stab you until you bleed out.
As you can see, I don't hate many things and it's difficult to make me hate you. Either way, if you piss me off then I'll fucking kill you...
I'm kidding, of course.
Actually, I'm serious...I'll kill you.
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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
Monday 18 August 2014