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KingDingALing

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7805
  • Number of comments : 1072
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 54 posted

About KingDingALing : My name is Andy.

That's pretty much everything you need to know about me....so yeah...bye.

P.S. Feel free to correct my grammar or spelling. I don't mind. I'm a nice person, but really shy. Even if it doesn't seem like it. Don't be afraid to send me a message.

Here's a list of things that I hate the most:
1) People who replace letters with numbers
2) Ignorant people
3) Pointless arguments

If you do anything of those on purpose to piss me off, I'll stab you until you bleed out.

As you can see, I don't hate many things and it's difficult to make me hate you. Either way, if you piss me off then I'll fucking kill you...

I'm kidding, of course.

Actually, I'm serious...I'll kill you.



:p

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344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (9444)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (28370)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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296 comments

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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25059) - you deserved it (49137)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (4131)

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37387) - you deserved it (9680)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48929) - you deserved it (9608)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

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277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26890) - you deserved it (6955)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (5957)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21105) - you deserved it (9136)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32971) - you deserved it (2362)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18315) - you deserved it (5859)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)



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