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by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by j0natron / 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML
by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by poisonhand / 02/03/2009 at 3:46am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by why... / 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said "man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says "I'm a member of that church". OOPS. Silence. FML
by pop_rox / 01/30/2009 at 9:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
by blarg / 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
by Michelle C / 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fecurtis / 01/22/2009 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/20/2009 at 12:42am / Miscellaneous
by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by shocked1 / 01/07/2009 at 10:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…