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KingCeltic77

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KingCeltic77

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  • Number of visits : 13123
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

#10740
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34668) - you deserved it (3671)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6608) - you deserved it (47069)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7541) - you deserved it (50221)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5293) - you deserved it (58381)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said "man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says "I'm a member of that church". OOPS. Silence. FML

#3651
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7790) - you deserved it (22989)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:07am - misc - by pop_rox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11140) - you deserved it (23648)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24372) - you deserved it (4888)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5552) - you deserved it (31300)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (1663)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24502) - you deserved it (7295)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38339) - you deserved it (9628)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26925) - you deserved it (3073)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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