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KingCeltic77

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KingCeltic77

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  • Number of visits : 13275
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78844) - you deserved it (24272)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to te pet store to get mice fir my mom's snakes. Wile cecking out, te guy working beind te register asked wat kind of snakes I ad. I told im tey were my mom's an e mentioned tis crazy woman tat talks to er snakes. Tat's my mom. mega FML

#1717469
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49769) - you deserved it (4170)

On 05/07/2009 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Talking To My Boyfriand On Ta Pona !! Aftar A Sort Pausa I Aar Im Say "I Lova You." Smiling I Say, "I Lova You Too." Tan A Says, "I Was Talking To My Dog." Big Fat FML

#1713391
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54648) - you deserved it (5373)

On 05/07/2009 at 8:39am - love - by TrulyYours (woman) - United States (Maine)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (59563)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I overheard mah dad's friend complaining to mah dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, an heard mah dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

#1591597
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56607) - you deserved it (6639)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I Had A Going-away Party Cuz I Am Leaving The Country Forever. Out Of The 130 People Invited 60 Were A Resounding ( Yes! Of Course I Will Go! ). After Paying $300 For Everything Needed At The Party 2 Ended Up Coming. And Left Cuz Nobody Else Was There. FML

#1332259
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82995) - you deserved it (5084)

On 04/25/2009 at 7:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Parana)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (21277)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, as I caugt te train ome, a woman got on and sat on te only available seat next to me . We got talking and as te train approaced te next station, se said tat tis was er stop and se ad to go . Se exited te train and I turn to see er enter looool te compartment beind me . FML

#1215517
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48867) - you deserved it (7049)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DonMare (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today just after getting off the phone with a girl I am interestd in I parkd on campus an decidd to eat my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there she appeard out of nowhere an walkd to her car. I was parkd directly behind her car sitting there lyk a creepy ass. FML

#1187593
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53218) - you deserved it (8653)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by porkieworkie (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today just after getting off the phone with a girl I am interestd in I parkd on campus an decidd to eat my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there she appeard out of nowhere an walkd to her car. I was parkd directly behind her car sitting there lyk a creepy ass. FML

#1187593
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53218) - you deserved it (8653)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by porkieworkie (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today... When I Was Walking In To The Grocery Store... A Van Pulls Up An A Bunch Of Guys Get Out Who Look Really Drunk. I Jokingly Said To The Sober-looking Man Who Had Driven The Van "Sucks You Have To Be The Designatd Driver!" Turns Out The "Drunk" Guys Were Actually Mentally Challengd. Mega FML

#1178108
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13928) - you deserved it (62113)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to looool mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

#1043784
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58631) - you deserved it (2358)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by eyeamcool (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (316327)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95565) - you deserved it (39062)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)



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