About KingCeltic77 : I'm Scottish, like Led Zeppelin, the Stones, AC/DC, the Dropkick Murphy's and many others. I find my life has many strange and outlandish stories perfect for FML. On comments, I try to get some laughs and make some folk smile. Ain't much more to be said. Message me if you want, I guess.
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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Geez (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version
Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 9:04pm - work - by SadisticSatire (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by ohnoooooo (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 5:31pm - work - by Rae (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
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