Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

KingCeltic77

Offline (the 06/10/2015 at 3:10am) | Search for a member

KingCeltic77

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16099
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About KingCeltic77 : The Blackhawks are gonna win the Stanley Cup!

KingCeltic77's page activity

Visits<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:01am<b>skyblueprincess</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:59pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:50am<b>MikaykayUnicorn</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:20am<b>XmasaX</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:25pm<b>LaughsTooMuch</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:25pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:30pm<b>SethFAX</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:30am<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:57am<b>MilkUniverse</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:47pm<b>raven83</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:14am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 3:18am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 11:19pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:33am<b>CrAzYELF4</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 12:17am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:40pm<b>TheMightyVajoob</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 1:29pm<b>rallison22</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 4:18pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:50pm

KingCeltic77's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of KingCeltic77's badges

KingCeltic77's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

#11463310
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40127) - you deserved it (4115)

On 06/25/2010 at 11:19pm - misc - by anyomous - United States (California)

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

#11295929
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (4421)

On 06/18/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by jooshuarr - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67572) - you deserved it (8272)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

#10974262
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (24006)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

#10717773
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11153) - you deserved it (33665)

On 05/23/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by THANKS4theINFO (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the supervisory staff at work was changed in my area. The good news? My boyfriend is now my manager. The bad news? My ex, the guy I cheated on my boyfriend with, is our supervisor. FML

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33539) - you deserved it (14630)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

#10289820
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30217) - you deserved it (8967)

On 05/02/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by everyonehatesme (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

#9697078
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (2416)

On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39141) - you deserved it (6005)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

#9102050
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (3219)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33959) - you deserved it (6845)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

#8852783
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27789) - you deserved it (1993)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25298) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: