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by anyomous / 06/25/2010 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by jooshuarr / 06/18/2010 at 7:09pm / Spain (Comunidad Valenciana) / Miscellaneous
by weirdesout / 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
by xricardo / 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
by THANKS4theINFO / 05/23/2010 at 7:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by nick_of_time / 05/23/2010 at 10:23am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by everyonehatesme / 05/02/2010 at 4:37am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Geek
by A. Person / 04/07/2010 at 1:36am / Mexico (Sonora) / Transportation
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
by bunnylover / 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 8:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
by artsmart1 / 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a… Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it… Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him…