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KingCeltic77

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KingCeltic77

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  • Number of visits : 16375
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33960) - you deserved it (3439)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26147) - you deserved it (53751)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

#14022064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29345) - you deserved it (3650)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML

#13982086
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21121) - you deserved it (9041)

On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

#13927206
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8923) - you deserved it (32961)

On 11/21/2010 at 5:36pm - work - by BlackRavenWings - United States (West Virginia)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41505) - you deserved it (4177)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

#13897942
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30745) - you deserved it (9037)

On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48863) - you deserved it (17808)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

#13729555
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27973) - you deserved it (3797)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33971) - you deserved it (11332)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

#13673101
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27992) - you deserved it (5545)

On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (4279)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54339) - you deserved it (3866)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (5695)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

#13357555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10295) - you deserved it (32266)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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