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KingCeltic77

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KingCeltic77

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

#14671104
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (2419)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by meeeoow (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10820) - you deserved it (34899)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17956) - you deserved it (43752) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46720) - you deserved it (6636)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46720) - you deserved it (6636)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46066) - you deserved it (2967)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33664) - you deserved it (3414)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34444) - you deserved it (3328)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24962) - you deserved it (6651)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9680) - you deserved it (36508)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (3241)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (3241)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

#14202172
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (2855)

On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57514) - you deserved it (3912)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)



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