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by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Shamu / 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Someone / 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
by lisha182 / 02/20/2011 at 6:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 10:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Youdontneed2knowmyname / 02/05/2011 at 12:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
by thanksmom / 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
by totallyscrewedomg / 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…