About KingCeltic77 : I'm Scottish, like Led Zeppelin, the Stones, AC/DC, the Dropkick Murphy's and many others. I find my life has many strange and outlandish stories perfect for FML. On comments, I try to get some laughs and make some folk smile. Ain't much more to be said. Message me if you want, I guess.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
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On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by ragass_mctree (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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