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by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by uncool / 04/16/2011 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
by Groped / 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by paige / 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ToxicSuicide / 03/08/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Intimacy
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…