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by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by uncool / 04/16/2011 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
by Groped / 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by paige / 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ToxicSuicide / 03/08/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Intimacy
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love