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KingCeltic77
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5827
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31782) - you deserved it (5770)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23552) - you deserved it (4979)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (3419)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37515) - you deserved it (11794)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (3200)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

#15803681
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32349) - you deserved it (4169)

On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28888) - you deserved it (7034)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28264) - you deserved it (2117)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

#15594331
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30680) - you deserved it (4405)

On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (4928)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

#15437013
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52294) - you deserved it (3668)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12158) - you deserved it (45495)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40218) - you deserved it (3238)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

#15242140
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41372) - you deserved it (4227)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (2319)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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