About KingCeltic77 : I'm Scottish, like Led Zeppelin, the Stones, AC/DC, the Dropkick Murphy's and many others. I find my life has many strange and outlandish stories perfect for FML. On comments, I try to get some laughs and make some folk smile. Ain't much more to be said. Message me if you want, I guess.
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Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)
Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by meeeoow (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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