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KingCeltic77

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KingCeltic77

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47495) - you deserved it (3945)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55615) - you deserved it (7944)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55615) - you deserved it (7944)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48335) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42196) - you deserved it (5767)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13025) - you deserved it (59205)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18764) - you deserved it (82031)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9016) - you deserved it (53297)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42559) - you deserved it (16097)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (5236)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41165) - you deserved it (4553)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38901) - you deserved it (6540)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29351) - you deserved it (5597)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38673) - you deserved it (4050)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -



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