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KingCeltic77

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KingCeltic77

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Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51640) - you deserved it (7479)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51640) - you deserved it (7479)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (3130)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38545) - you deserved it (5410)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12018) - you deserved it (56740)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16708) - you deserved it (77223)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7799) - you deserved it (49440)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38925) - you deserved it (15066)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28538) - you deserved it (4887)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38784) - you deserved it (4357)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35542) - you deserved it (6162)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25767) - you deserved it (5217)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34996) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -



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