About KingCeltic77 : I'm Scottish, like Led Zeppelin, the Stones, AC/DC, the Dropkick Murphy's and many others. I find my life has many strange and outlandish stories perfect for FML. On comments, I try to get some laughs and make some folk smile. Ain't much more to be said. Message me if you want, I guess.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)
Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)
Monday 20 May 2013
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