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by Owen / 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by jailofc / 11/07/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by sadness1992 / 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Spoilicious / 11/05/2012 at 10:58am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML
by Ugh / 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
by With_Love929 / 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Monkey / 10/27/2012 at 11:02am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:20am / United States / Kids
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- Today, while talking to my dad, he threw a ball to me and it nailed me in the nuts. I stumbled back… Today, I had a bout of explosive diarrhea in the midst of a car wash. I couldn't get out in time.… Today, my mom accidentally hit my dog. She didn't see him and she felt so bad. She started cuddling…