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by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by theynamedmeluke / 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML
by peejay6831 / 09/23/2013 at 2:27am / United States / Work
Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML
by baddad / 09/23/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 10:56pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
by really? / 09/22/2013 at 10:24pm / United States / Love
by mish / 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Herefordshire) / Love
by msmidnight1965 / 09/22/2013 at 1:22pm / Canada / Kids
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
by SeriouslyDad / 09/22/2013 at 9:57am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by me / 09/22/2013 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by collegebroke / 09/22/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
by not_fakingit / 09/22/2013 at 12:26am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy