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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4592
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, Mah Boss' Son Is Training To Take Over Mah Job As Head Translator, After Having Convinced His Dad That He's Fluent In Spanish, And That Mah Skills Suck. I Soon Walked In On Him Using Google Translate On A Legal Document. My Boss Refuses To Believe Me. FML

#20898132
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44442) - you deserved it (2650)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by anahira6 (woman) - United States (Texas)

I found out that mah controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nerely four yeres ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he an I r getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two yeres. FML

#20897674
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42747) - you deserved it (2698)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:20am - love - by kitkat3308 - United States

Today, while cleaning table at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. big fat FML

#20897664
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37639) - you deserved it (2717)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:04am - work - by pancakessdsjsn - United States (California)

Today... I went to work at ma job as a secretary. I ad been given te task to file ma boss's collection of Playboy magazines alpabetically by name of te centerfold. Tere was one fir every mont from te years of 1980 until now. FML

#20895973
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35682) - you deserved it (3100)

On 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm - work - by Abcporn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I was let down fir a movie date. As I'd already paid fir the tickets... I got mah narcoleptic sister to come an sit next to mehile she slept... so it didn't look like I came on mah own. FML

#20895886
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/25/2013 at 6:12pm - love - by cinemasaddo (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I invited mah new girlfriend over fir the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on mah computer an leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, an left. FML

#20895735
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39815) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

Today I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to mah shirt underarm everyday . It makes supermarket trips interesting . Especially as a man . fat FML

#20895380
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35724) - you deserved it (3531)

On 09/25/2013 at 6:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... mah ona-night stand dacidad ha wantad to maat mah parants. FML

#20895300
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36180) - you deserved it (12857)

On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

Today, I had to explain to my sonhy it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

#20894598
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34173) - you deserved it (4304)

On 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm - kids - by mandm - United States (New York)

Today... yet again... I got looool to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on an porn sites opened. Werd porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this... or how they have access to my office... or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML

#20894123
166 comments

yesterday after bieng stood up at a diner , I called the grlho was supposed to have met me. Turns out , she thought I was kiddinghen I asked her out. FML

#20893951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42707) - you deserved it (2966)

On 09/24/2013 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, My Niece,ho Is Fifteen, Convinced My Six-year-old Daughter That Her Name Is Spelled C-U-N-T, And Just Pronounced As Catherine . FML

#20893921
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States



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