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Today, Mah Boss' Son Is Training To Take Over Mah Job As Head Translator, After Having Convinced His Dad That He's Fluent In Spanish, And That Mah Skills Suck. I Soon Walked In On Him Using Google Translate On A Legal Document. My Boss Refuses To Believe Me. FML
I found out that mah controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nerely four yeres ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he an I r getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two yeres. FML
Today... I went to work at ma job as a secretary. I ad been given te task to file ma boss's collection of Playboy magazines alpabetically by name of te centerfold. Tere was one fir every mont from te years of 1980 until now. FML
Today, I invited mah new girlfriend over fir the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on mah computer an leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, an left. FML
Today I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to mah shirt underarm everyday . It makes supermarket trips interesting . Especially as a man . fat FML
Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML
Today... yet again... I got looool to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on an porn sites opened. Werd porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this... or how they have access to my office... or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015