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Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML
by carla6991 / 10/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by mathgenius / 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by BOHICA123 / 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 2:56am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by pancakelicious / 10/04/2013 at 7:16am / New Zealand / Intimacy
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by hoo flung pu / 10/03/2013 at 4:26am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by joecool3426 / 10/03/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Money
Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML
by wellcrap / 10/03/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not because the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but because I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML
by NykP / 10/02/2013 at 12:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 12:08am / United States (Ohio) / Love
- Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…