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by Christina / 12/05/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by tireedddddd / 11/25/2011 at 11:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
by Agathus / 11/10/2011 at 9:35am / United Arab Emirates / Money
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
by Username / 10/10/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by JubileeBee / 09/28/2011 at 6:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ginger / 08/19/2011 at 6:38am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by rr / 08/15/2011 at 11:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by single lady / 08/15/2011 at 10:45am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML
by brittgreen / 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/10/2011 at 8:36am / United States / Love
by anonymous / 08/10/2011 at 12:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…