Kimmerlee

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/02/2016 at 11:11am)

Kimmerlee

1Fucked!

KimmerleeKimmerlee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 June 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1870
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kimmerlee : ^_^

Kimmerlee's page activity

Visits<b>jpeebles95</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:18pm<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 2:25pm<b>__DC4L__</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:28pm<b>Turian_Renegade</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:36pm<b>LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:12pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:37am<b>Mean_Oreo2436</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:32am<b>13adonis</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:07pm<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:15pm<b>BaronKiko</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:52pm<b>JLattouf</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:33pm<b>DragonDude</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:07am<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:53am<b>hare</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 1:56pm<b>DK1N4B0X</b> - the 04/04/2013 at 11:07pm<b>BlakesHonestLie</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 2:47am

Fucked!<b>jpeebles95</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:36pm

Kimmerlee's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of Kimmerlee's badges

Kimmerlee's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

by Christina / 12/05/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

by tireedddddd / 11/25/2011 at 11:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

by Gabriela / 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm / Intimacy

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

by Agathus / 11/10/2011 at 9:35am / United Arab Emirates / Money

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

by poluxe / 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm / France / Love

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

by Username / 10/10/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

by JubileeBee / 09/28/2011 at 6:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

by ginger / 08/19/2011 at 6:38am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

by rr / 08/15/2011 at 11:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

by single lady / 08/15/2011 at 10:45am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

by brittgreen / 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

by Username / 08/10/2011 at 8:36am / United States / Love

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

by anonymous / 08/10/2011 at 12:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous