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Kimberlyy1107
  • Town/Country : chicago, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (16 years)
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  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37059) - you deserved it (23532)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

#2671287 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (51230) - you deserved it (4538)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

#2663554 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (7587) - you deserved it (56827)

On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

#2330424 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (48931) - you deserved it (13670)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)