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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4609
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45259) - you deserved it (2600)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39726) - you deserved it (22597)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30624) - you deserved it (10381)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

#18101640
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30152) - you deserved it (3322)

On 10/29/2011 at 4:56am - love - by cai - United States

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

#18101426
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36700) - you deserved it (2663)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

#18098771
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (4286)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43687) - you deserved it (3330)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

#18067160
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22151) - you deserved it (2971)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

#18067100
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23254) - you deserved it (3057)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

#18061589
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14891) - you deserved it (46111)

On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

#18055748
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28284) - you deserved it (4956)

On 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41439) - you deserved it (19124)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

#18049088
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (3124)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

#18036451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23443) - you deserved it (4276)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39976) - you deserved it (10577)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)



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