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by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 2:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy
by joser6969 / 10/29/2011 at 10:07am / United States / Work
by cai / 10/29/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Love
by backstabbed / 10/29/2011 at 3:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML
by NoMoreMeters / 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
by KaySchrages92 / 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 9:33pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
by pretty_coin / 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
by Dv0829 / 10/21/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Utah) / Animals
by skinny dipper / 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry… Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there… Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it,…