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Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States
Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States
Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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