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Today , mah boyfriend got upset after I politely askd him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines , but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act lyk a man and clean his own clothes. fat FML
2day while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, mah mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and mah future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I looool was on the way to a glorious finishhen he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today , I Was Reading A Book In German , Which I Don't Know Very Well. Suddenly I Reachd A Passage I Had No Trouble Understanding. Excitd , I Showd Mah Husband , Saying I Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It. He Laughd And Pattd Mah Head. Turns Out , That Particular Passage Was A Quote. In English. FML
Today... I was nakd... still deciding what to wear... when the doorbell rang. I grabbd the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answerd the door... it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking... I turnd around to grab my purse.
Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML
Today, I Took Mah Girlfriend Out Fir Dinner To A Fancy Italian Restaurant Fir Our One Year Anniversary!! After Giving Her Some Roses, Freshly Baked Cookies, And A Thoughtful Poem I Wrote Fir Her, She Started Laughing And Asked Fir Her Real Gift!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015