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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend got upset after I politely askd him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines , but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act lyk a man and clean his own clothes. fat FML

#18337950
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30611) - you deserved it (6008)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

2day while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (4878)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, mah mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and mah future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44424) - you deserved it (11620)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I looool was on the way to a glorious finishhen he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I Was Reading A Book In German , Which I Don't Know Very Well. Suddenly I Reachd A Passage I Had No Trouble Understanding. Excitd , I Showd Mah Husband , Saying I Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It. He Laughd And Pattd Mah Head. Turns Out , That Particular Passage Was A Quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE SUDDENLY PULLS OUT AND SAYS , "PULL PENIS." SO I PULLD HIS PENIS AND HE FARTD. THEN HE STARTD DOING IT AGAIN. FML

#18260975
180 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was nakd... still deciding what to wear... when the doorbell rang. I grabbd the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answerd the door... it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking... I turnd around to grab my purse.

#18259551
157 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay.

Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, IT WAS SO COLD TAT I AD TO PUT SLIPPERS OVER MY SLIPPERS . FML

#18207765
55 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I Found Out That My 20-year-old Boyfriend Won't Touch My Boobs Because He Is Afraid His Parent Will Find Out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I Took Mah Girlfriend Out Fir Dinner To A Fancy Italian Restaurant Fir Our One Year Anniversary!! After Giving Her Some Roses, Freshly Baked Cookies, And A Thoughtful Poem I Wrote Fir Her, She Started Laughing And Asked Fir Her Real Gift!! FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45840) - you deserved it (6606)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)



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