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Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by daughterofanazi / 02/08/2012 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:04am / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
by screwed / 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by courtneynaked / 02/07/2012 at 8:47am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 4:27am / United States (Nevada) / Health
by kirstiexoxo / 02/07/2012 at 3:11am / United States / Money
Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 9:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
by Emily27 / 01/20/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Intimacy
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
by missprude666 / 01/19/2012 at 3:32am / Australia / Intimacy
by bad luck? / 01/19/2012 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
by doctorsandnurses / 01/13/2012 at 5:47am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved… Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly… Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely…