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KimTheInsomniac

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KimTheInsomniac

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KimTheInsomniac : I honestly have no idea what to say about myself other than I love books. And I am a pretty easy going chick

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KimTheInsomniac's favorite FMLs

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57859) - you deserved it (5622)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55981) - you deserved it (5627)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

#20397287
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27669) - you deserved it (4700)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41625) - you deserved it (5471)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7012) - you deserved it (42995)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55648) - you deserved it (4920)

On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by wvugirl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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