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Today, I again failed to convince my girlfriend that the $100 in our account is the minimum amount we have keep there to avoid being charged by the bank. We have a joint checking account, and the only way to take her off it is to close the account outright. FML

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (51331)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15436) - you deserved it (34121)

On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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