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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KimJongIllest : Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things

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Today, mah boyfriend told me I'm beautiful . Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

#20986609
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44054) - you deserved it (7099)

On 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today , as a pickup line , a guy said to me , "Yo , can I kiss yur vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

#20985559
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50911) - you deserved it (4821)

On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was accusd of shoplifting cuz mah jacket lookd "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

#20985487
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (5997)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma grandkid went around ma ouse claiming items to inerit. FML

#20984796
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50769) - you deserved it (3799)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59742) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I puttd a picture of cat on Facebook . A stranger sent me a message saying ow "attractive" se was and tat er eyes r "very seductive" . So, basically, someone is trying to it on cat . FML

#20938804
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40742) - you deserved it (4522)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, I ovarcama mah staga fright an got up in front of a café audianca with mah acoustic guitar to sing a faw of mah songs. Soma asshat kapt yalling stuff lika ( NEEDS MORE COWBELL! ) an ( FREEBIRD! ), which mada ma loosa mah narva an flaa. big fat FML

#20937310
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38281) - you deserved it (4116)

On 10/28/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by NickDrakeFan (man) - United States

Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .

#20933266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44660) - you deserved it (20028)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
332 comments

Today, mah dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old ( pretend you're hurt ) trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39160)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

#20922561
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46952) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (12322)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

TODAY, I PRETENDD TO BE DEAF TO A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN. HE KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20907982
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (47891)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49208) - you deserved it (3002)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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