About Killercrock : I'm a prankster that has never been caught I've had only one boy that I've loved he has gotten away....... now he's gay. Artist, photography, movie fanatic, and the best party planner ever.
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by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
by lilly1105 / 07/15/2013 at 9:19am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
by peniswoman / 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Intimacy
by fucked up dad / 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift. FML
by readytoamputatemyfeet / 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
by kittyfiddlernono / 06/23/2013 at 3:39pm / Bulgaria (Pernik) / Love
by o_O / 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by part time all the time / 06/23/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 10:00am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
by imarriedanaxemurderer / 06/18/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by idontwanttoknow / 06/16/2013 at 7:37am / United States / Intimacy
by bestiality, not even once / 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm / Ireland (Waterford) / Intimacy
- Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over… Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my… Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've…
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…