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About KillerSong : I'm just a normal person, but I think I was born in the wrong body. I should have been a fish, because that's how obsessed I am about swimming :)
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Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States
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