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KillerRayne

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KillerRayne

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35025) - you deserved it (3233)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43000) - you deserved it (4399)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49219) - you deserved it (46270)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43527) - you deserved it (7103)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

#18663523
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (34623)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15242) - you deserved it (27660)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52301) - you deserved it (10702)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (40486)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31252) - you deserved it (14662)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41475) - you deserved it (19133)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10008) - you deserved it (33507)

On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38317) - you deserved it (11350)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML

#6069034
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (9749)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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