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Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24590) - you deserved it (48783)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (1606)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)



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