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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3534
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Killa_Comin : Im White but i got that niqqa in meh! Thats why ma niqqas love meh :P But I love making new friends so MESSAGE ME!!! And if you've seen that missile guy... IM HIS FRIEND IN REAL LIFE YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Ive been told at sometimes i could be the best of a friend but also sometimes you can hate me just message me and you can decide :) P.S. in my picture im the white one in the middle :P I was in Washington D.C :) HAHA I ALMOST FORGOT I LIKE TOO GO SKYDIVING!!!

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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40023) - you deserved it (8571)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

#14304589
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9276) - you deserved it (39414)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35025) - you deserved it (8692)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

#14286772
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22443) - you deserved it (9986)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34560) - you deserved it (4086)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

#14271579
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38047) - you deserved it (3361)

On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22776) - you deserved it (5916)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51046) - you deserved it (4370)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

#14242813
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9388) - you deserved it (36749)

On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39756) - you deserved it (3452)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

#14234557
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27493) - you deserved it (3013)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

#14233403
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (9127)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

#14227030
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28348) - you deserved it (3253)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I discovered that the painful eczema I get every winter was actually being caused by the moisturising cream I use to treat it. FML

#14221798
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (3753)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:06am - health - by spleg (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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