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About Killa_Comin : Im White but i got that niqqa in meh! Thats why ma niqqas love meh :P But I love making new friends so MESSAGE ME!!! And if you've seen that missile guy... IM HIS FRIEND IN REAL LIFE YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Ive been told at sometimes i could be the best of a friend but also sometimes you can hate me just message me and you can decide :) P.S. in my picture im the white one in the middle :P I was in Washington D.C :) HAHA I ALMOST FORGOT I LIKE TOO GO SKYDIVING!!!
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Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to get some guidance from my college advisor, I emailed her, saying I was contemplating going to another school because I felt so helpless about my GPA, and was sure I wouldn't get my major. I asked for advice on raising it. She gave me instructions on how to drop out. FML
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Friday 17 October 2014