Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Killa_Comin

Search for a member

Killa_Comin

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3667
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Killa_Comin : Im White but i got that niqqa in meh! Thats why ma niqqas love meh :P But I love making new friends so MESSAGE ME!!! And if you've seen that missile guy... IM HIS FRIEND IN REAL LIFE YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Ive been told at sometimes i could be the best of a friend but also sometimes you can hate me just message me and you can decide :) P.S. in my picture im the white one in the middle :P I was in Washington D.C :) HAHA I ALMOST FORGOT I LIKE TOO GO SKYDIVING!!!

Killa_Comin's page activity

Visits<b>alishanicole10</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 3:06pm<b>SplotchyxDroneZ</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 9:43pm<b>lovely_lisa</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 8:03am<b>patwmm</b> - the 01/04/2012 at 6:24am<b>J_Camille</b> - the 11/01/2011 at 12:01pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 10/23/2011 at 6:30pm<b>petrolhead</b> - the 10/18/2011 at 11:13am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:26pm<b>RachelBerry</b> - the 09/02/2011 at 10:50pm<b>genesisannette</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 12:45pm<b>Riiley</b> - the 06/19/2011 at 9:38pm<b>just_cr1s</b> - the 06/04/2011 at 6:14am<b>littlesunshine</b> - the 05/25/2011 at 3:58pm<b>missile</b> - the 05/11/2011 at 10:35pm<b>mercury23</b> - the 05/05/2011 at 12:57pm<b>itsgen</b> - the 04/22/2011 at 10:46pm<b>prettypink786</b> - the 04/01/2011 at 11:52pm<b>Jimboom</b> - the 03/26/2011 at 10:15am

Killa_Comin's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Killa_Comin's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

#15188781
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5995) - you deserved it (32265)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:39pm - work - by hardlyworking - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43019) - you deserved it (4874)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML

#15185285
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19710) - you deserved it (15106)

On 03/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Emily -

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37512) - you deserved it (23389)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

#15182858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (4736)

On 03/03/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

#15177463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (7127)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

#15176511
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15159) - you deserved it (31845)

On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50192) - you deserved it (4681)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

#15174251
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (5711)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

#15172903
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23398) - you deserved it (8560)

On 03/02/2011 at 5:10am - work - by Ivan -

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

#15172476
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27050) - you deserved it (9118)

On 03/02/2011 at 3:16am - misc - by Noguestlist -

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36186) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

#15169301
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23868) - you deserved it (8156)

On 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by thelunarwolf -

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

#15165493
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12894) - you deserved it (36152)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

#15164938
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (11780)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: