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Kilamo

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Kilamo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Kilamo : I'm me. Love me or hate me. I love life and all that it brings.

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Kilamo's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Kilamo's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

#20885867
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19017) - you deserved it (38213)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:17pm - love - by lola1313 - United States (Illinois)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41310) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML

#15350791
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (3888)

On 03/17/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by johnsj8 -



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