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KiiwiiRox
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1147
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KiiwiiRox : I like the idiotic things people do nowadays, I think I've laughed out loud on a lot of these FMLs and most of these commenters have actually made me bust a gut ( not literally) laughing so hard. I try and do my best to give you a good laugh but ehh I suck at it. And I'm barely new to this app so work with me :) thanks for letting me waste 15 seconds of your life reading this :D

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Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

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