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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1382
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KiiwiiRox : I like the idiotic things people do nowadays, I think I've laughed out loud on a lot of these FMLs and most of these commenters have actually made me bust a gut ( not literally) laughing so hard. I try and do my best to give you a good laugh but ehh I suck at it. And I'm barely new to this app so work with me :) thanks for letting me waste 15 seconds of your life reading this :D

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KiiwiiRox's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

#19984594
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (1922)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

#19984576
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25740) - you deserved it (3444)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26062) - you deserved it (12375)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML

#19982796
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24109) - you deserved it (3130)

On 07/25/2012 at 1:27am - misc - by strangebeans (woman) - United States

Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML

Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML

#19982177
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31396) - you deserved it (4460)

On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

#19981825
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21015) - you deserved it (4804)

On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (7868)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, my landlord decided to have people visit my apartment since I'm moving out next month. She had warned me about potential visitors this week but didn't specify when. I work the graveyard shift and apparently the fact that I was sleeping in my room during the visit didn't bother her at all. FML

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

#19980789
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10582) - you deserved it (20013)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:10am - animals - by screw the cat (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

#19978761
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (3638)

On 07/23/2012 at 12:31am - animals - by Lola -

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

#19978741
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20121) - you deserved it (2319)

On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31437) - you deserved it (2128)

On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

#19958598
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20247) - you deserved it (1720)

On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States



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