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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 October 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10184
  • Number of comments : 7541
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KiddNYC1O : Here since Jan. 2009. This is my second account.Message me, unless you're a shitlord. I'm alright. pic: view from my flight to San Francisco. You may follow my Instagram... Thekidd1o(letter o)

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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12613) - you deserved it (57812)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33011) - you deserved it (14657)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44278) - you deserved it (4758)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10986) - you deserved it (41473)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36677) - you deserved it (31277)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37009) - you deserved it (2322)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States



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