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About KiddNYC1O : Here since Jan. 2009. This is my second account.Message me, unless you're a shitlord. I'm alright. pic: view from my flight to San Francisco. You may follow my Instagram... Thekidd1o(letter o)
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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
Friday 18 April 2014