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KiddNYC1O
  • Town/Country : New York/Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9598
  • Number of comments : 7449
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KiddNYC1O : Here since Jan. 2009. This is my second account.Message me. I'm alright. pic: view from my flight to San Francisco. You may follow my Instagram... Thekidd1o(letter o)

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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39223) - you deserved it (4362)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9132) - you deserved it (30959)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (24886)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

#10920381
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57436) - you deserved it (4262)

On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (1664)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States



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