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KiddNYC1O
  • Town/Country : New York/Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 October 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 8040
  • Number of comments : 4297
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KiddNYC1O : Here since Jan. 2009. This is my second account, first one was banned over a year ago.

Easygoing; Helpful; Sarcastic; Humorous; Family-oriented; Love to travel; Love to eat.

"Oh yeah, that's what I need; you, me and no witnesses..."

Users I like: Intoxicunt, Sirin, KaySL, RedBlueGreen, Redpillsucks, FYLDeep, Freeze, I_iz_B_a_troll, TheIsland and Buttsexpirate. Not necessarily in that order. I'll think of more.

Fluent in English and Spanish. Feel free to message me and get to know me. You'll be glad you met me.

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Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33276) - you deserved it (2190)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8703) - you deserved it (2446)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye, and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481 (523)

I agree, your life sucks (11763) - you deserved it (1132)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (14826) - you deserved it (2043)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (18417) - you deserved it (31658)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717 (550)

I agree, your life sucks (43434) - you deserved it (3690)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (9222) - you deserved it (41275)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (10386)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36423) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (1547)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States