Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

KiSsKiZzy

Search for a member

KiSsKiZzy

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4727
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KiSsKiZzy : I am the most amazing person you will ever meet!

KiSsKiZzy's page activity

Visits<b>bryce0110</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 2:09pm<b>polarbearpiss</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 8:21pm<b>hayleycas</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 9:47pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 2:48am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 12:25pm<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 10:30pm<b>CaptainTagada</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 4:46pm<b>Unkreative</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 12:25am<b>dsw144</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 12:19am<b>starla_xoxo</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 1:36am<b>Like_A_Shadow</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 4:36pm<b>Draco295</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 11:33pm<b>mrnikc</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 1:37am<b>Pollito1718</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 2:33pm<b>cazico</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 12:05pm<b>Cole_jw</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:50am<b>MandyMeow</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 7:56am<b>maj_98</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 12:42am

KiSsKiZzy's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

KiSsKiZzy's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML

#4372351
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48312) - you deserved it (5959)

On 08/07/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by lydiacoolness (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I took a shower in a beachhouse we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my cell phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

#4366169
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32766) - you deserved it (13973)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by helplesssssss (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

#4344538
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40654) - you deserved it (8024)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

#4285765
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46924) - you deserved it (6550)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:21pm - love - by Angry (woman) - United States

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12006) - you deserved it (48623)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

#4203551
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48438) - you deserved it (2463)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

#4060488
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17422) - you deserved it (71444)

On 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm - animals - by Fmycatslife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

#4035403
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35366) - you deserved it (25840)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:22pm - love - by dajfleasd (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

#3995959
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51078) - you deserved it (2859)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Lyingboyfriend (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML

#3958624
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63480) - you deserved it (2438)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

#3950301
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75335) - you deserved it (6083)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with my extended family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whispered to my brother, "We may need to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress came back to the table, my five year old son decided to ask aloud "What's Chew and Screw?". FML

#3790073
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7277) - you deserved it (58872)

On 07/15/2009 at 11:53pm - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

#3646949
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56795) - you deserved it (8776)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:28pm - love - by Shadowfigure23 (woman) - United States (California)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: