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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5305
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KiSsKiZzy : I am the most amazing person you will ever meet!

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Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (2113)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42412) - you deserved it (2414)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23341) - you deserved it (5354)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28201) - you deserved it (1894)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35480) - you deserved it (2551)

On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (2506)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30245) - you deserved it (14793)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33749) - you deserved it (3816)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68763) - you deserved it (6637)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (56363)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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