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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5341
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML

#7897076
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (27614)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he crid to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punchd himself in the face. Then he droppd me off to spend time with his mom. fat FML

2day I started growing hair on mah upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
134 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I Woke Up To Fine That I Left Headlights On Last Night. I Found Out By The Headlights Of Car Smashed And A Post-it Note On Windshield Saying ( You Accidentally Left Yur Headlights On... I Took Care Of That 4 You ). FML

#6296267
59 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday at a party a fly flew into mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

#6180431
46 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 9:31am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

YESTERDAY AFTER I HAD FINISHED VACUUMING, I RIPPED THE CORD OUT OF THE OUTLET AN IT HIT ME IN THE FACE CUTTING BOTH MAH TOP AN BOTTOM LIP. FML

#5980515
54 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Clutz (woman) - United States (New York)

I WAS WATCING A MOVIE WIT MA SISTER, MA ROOMMATE, AND MA GRLFRIEND. HALF WAY TROUG TE MOVIE, MA GRLFRIEND LEFT TE ROOM AND TEXTD ME TAT SE WAS BREAKING UP WIT ME. SE TEN CUMMD BACK IN TE ROOM, SAT ON MA BD, AND ENJOYD TE REST OF TE MOVIE WIT US. FML

#5924772
126 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, By Text, While We Were In The Same Room . FML

#5502747
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (3775)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, waiting 4 tha bus, this craapy guy in tha tarminal kapt staring at ma!! Faaling craapad out, I startad walking, knowing I could pick up tha bus down tha straat!! Whan tha bus drova up, it was almost complataly full and tha only opan saat was naxt to tha craapy duda from tha bus station!! maga FML

Today, during gym class, mah teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stres by throwing a basketball at the wall !! I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach !! I began to vomit uncontrollably !! Even mah teacher laughed !! FML

#5315969
130 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I thought it would be fun to tease mah dog by standing above her an hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up an bite at mah chest whilst I wasn't wereing a shrt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting mah nipple sewn back on. FML

#5289656
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11534) - you deserved it (80507)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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