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KhrystallDaBest

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KhrystallDaBest : I go on FML when I'm bored.

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Dislikes:

When people have no drink left but continue drinking.
Nails tapping on a smartphone.
Rude awakenings.
People thinking I have problems because I like my hair different.
When the volume on the television is an odd number.
Big crowds (The kinds that you can feel body heat.)
Country music

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Likes:

Blood on the Dance Floor
Danisnotonfire (on youtube)
AmazingPhil (on youtube)
Science!
Winning arguments
Cello
Music
Black
Lime green
Red
Indoors
My green fuzzy hat

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KhrystallDaBest's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

#19692066
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11143) - you deserved it (17000)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:24am - love - by stalked (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23284) - you deserved it (3384)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

#18153608
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (8408)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (2581)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41987) - you deserved it (10345)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30670) - you deserved it (2994)

On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42336) - you deserved it (3260)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

#13344865
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15658) - you deserved it (24868)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35390) - you deserved it (5985)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML

#6663069
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6028) - you deserved it (37340)

On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9489) - you deserved it (48786)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (3894)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

#4644175
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68537) - you deserved it (3636)

On 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm - love - by Wowfmylife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75596) - you deserved it (8426)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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