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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 66
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23387) - you deserved it (1590)

On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (221882) - you deserved it (27697)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)



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