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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kheasus : Snowboarding, and my girlfriend are everything to me.

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Visits<b>swick25</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 11:29pm<b>rdenkewicz</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 6:55pm<b>helloboyzder</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 3:49pm<b>Calamandir</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 2:11pm<b>upallnight11</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 3:55pm<b>ekb777</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 3:32pm

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Kheasus's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42050) - you deserved it (5362)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

#20866525
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22750) - you deserved it (36097)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

#20523671
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42692) - you deserved it (5387)

On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171551) - you deserved it (30233)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta



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