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  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kg317 : Hey I go by Kevin G or Kevin. I love video games, anime, tattoos and music. Message me I love meeting new people. I'm really mellow and chill

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Kg317's favorite FMLs

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89817) - you deserved it (22001)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16265) - you deserved it (89986)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

#2602287
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70601) - you deserved it (9819)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13159) - you deserved it (57186)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

#1973868
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48075) - you deserved it (4888)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

#1953704
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12233) - you deserved it (52236)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by sweet92 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69802) - you deserved it (7292)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

#1251660
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29817) - you deserved it (66063)

On 04/23/2009 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen for a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recieved free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML

Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML

#691341
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21414) - you deserved it (92425)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:08pm - animals - by trainE - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML

#621759
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16322) - you deserved it (75500)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:40pm - work - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (217246) - you deserved it (34659)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (190618) - you deserved it (33565)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

#379533
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39899) - you deserved it (174749)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

#278978
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77646) - you deserved it (11383)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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