About KenziieB : There isnt much to me. I adore body modification; my ears are both stretched and ive currently got 8 piercings in my body. Dont waste your time telling me how gross you believe it is. Proper grammar is a big thing to me. Please use it. Don't message me on here :P Kik: Kenzie.EatsZombies
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by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
by joolsie / 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 11:16am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Confused / 05/13/2013 at 10:39am / United States (Maine) / Work
by psychopumpkin / 05/13/2013 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Money
Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
by peallow / 05/12/2013 at 1:01am / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
by wrongguy / 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by What the fuck, son? / 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Kids
by stephscort / 05/11/2013 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
by o___O" / 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
by FenRackety / 05/10/2013 at 8:37am / Canada / Animals
Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
by Sirah90 / 05/07/2013 at 3:29am / United States / Intimacy