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Kenna515

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19218
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kenna515 : Only 2% of the world has red hair so technically I'm a majestic unicorn :) I love meeting and talking new people so hit me up if you wanna chat I'm a naturally bubbly person and I love rock/metal music and people with tattoos and piercings and some day I'm gonna marry Johnathan Davis =P

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Kenna515's favorite FMLs

Today, I was replaced in the symphony I play in. I play the clarinet, and a standard symphony only uses two, so getting into one can be quite competitive. My conductor's reasoning? "I was sure you were going to college." I never mentioned college to him, other than saying I wasn't going. FML

by Ozomulsion / 09/08/2014 at 1:53am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

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Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

by soontobehobo / 09/07/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, my sister told me the reason why she went with me to a gay pride parade a few months ago was because she thought it would inspire me to come out. FML

Today, my mother told me that she and my father aren't coming to my wedding if my estranged brother who stopped talking to me two years ago isn't invited. She claims they don't want to choose sides. Brother: 1. Me: 0. FML

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

by teacher / 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Work

Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 11:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

by goodmorning / 09/07/2014 at 9:45am / United States (Indiana) / Animals

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Geek

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

by SymmetricalPizzaFace / 09/07/2014 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Health

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

by Meowit / 09/06/2014 at 11:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML

by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML

by Not Wanted / 09/06/2014 at 9:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend canceled his plans to attend my father's wake, not even 10 minutes after he found out there won't be any alcohol on offer. FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2014 at 6:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love