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Kenna515

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Kenna515

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1915
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kenna515 : Only 2% of the world has red hair so technically I'm a majestic unicorn :) I love meeting and talking new people so hit me up if you wanna chat I'm a naturally bubbly person and I love rock/metal music and people with tattoos and piercings and some day I'm gonna marry Johnathan Davis =P

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Kenna515's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years old and got beat up by a group of 10 year olds. FML

#21218239
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22440) - you deserved it (7287)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML

#21217897
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (4051)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

#21217892
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (2490)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23527) - you deserved it (7680)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27205) - you deserved it (1977)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML

#21217675
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (2310)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

#21217633
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13965) - you deserved it (34367)

On 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm - health - by dypshyyt - United States (Florida)

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML

#21217564
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23696) - you deserved it (6487)

On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37491) - you deserved it (33394)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

#21217252
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (2781)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by d4rkxf0x - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32051) - you deserved it (5227)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24325) - you deserved it (20271)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

#21216856
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32445) - you deserved it (4051)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm - misc - by Oldhouse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

#21216576
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31191) - you deserved it (4225)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

#21216549
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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