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KennKenn
  • Town/Country : wonder, land
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 749
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KennKenn : I'm on here about twice.a day, mostly on my iPod. I love basketball, but I also love xcomputers. I'm probably one of those few guys that like glee. Wanna know more? Send a message :)

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Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63604) - you deserved it (3123)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I got shoved into a wall and pickpocketed. I was already in a bad mood from being dumped, so I chased the guy, tackled him so hard he was knocked out. As I retrieved my things, the police arrested me and apparently the robber was the cop's son, and didn't believe my statement. FML

#5038784
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52215) - you deserved it (2206)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:14am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

#5029285
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40507) - you deserved it (1978)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (67662)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



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