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About KennKenn : I'm on here about twice.a day, mostly on my iPod. I love basketball, but I also love xcomputers. I'm probably one of those few guys that like glee. Wanna know more? Send a message :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
Friday 3 July 2015