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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1396
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KennKenn : I'm on here about twice.a day, mostly on my iPod. I love basketball, but I also love xcomputers. I'm probably one of those few guys that like glee. Wanna know more? Send a message :)

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KennKenn's favorite FMLs

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79185) - you deserved it (4489)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

#5029285
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51511) - you deserved it (3104)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (90386)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



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