Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

KennKenn

Search for a member

KennKenn

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1092
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KennKenn : I'm on here about twice.a day, mostly on my iPod. I love basketball, but I also love xcomputers. I'm probably one of those few guys that like glee. Wanna know more? Send a message :)

KennKenn's page activity

Visits<b>NotAUser</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 8:59pm<b>lammm</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 3:00pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:40pm<b>isaac35</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:46pm<b>Feldgrep</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 2:08pm<b>baddayeveryday1</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 1:51am<b>R3DH3RO</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 3:44pm<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 9:44am<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 7:05am<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 8:59pm<b>raenoleah</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:12pm<b>spiers1</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 1:15am<b>Chill_Master</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 3:18am<b>hysson</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 12:15pm<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 1:25am<b>MurderBlack</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 6:19pm<b>bachoman</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 3:22am<b>king_of_LA</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 5:26pm

KennKenn's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

KennKenn's favorite FMLs

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73501) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

#5029285
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47307) - you deserved it (2769)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28832) - you deserved it (85892)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: