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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1997 (17 years)
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About KelveyYOLO96 : I'm 15 and love reading FML :D

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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56510) - you deserved it (10347)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
186 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

#19880614
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20134) - you deserved it (12600)

On 07/02/2012 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

#19873141
71 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

#19843298
116 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 3:00am - love - by waaah (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

#8646489
162 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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