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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KellyKilljoy : The name's Kelly.
I like reading about how fucked up peoples' lives are, or how big a dumbass they can
make themselves out to be. Moreso the latter than the former in most cases. :}

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119737) - you deserved it (74046)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

#888437
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10561) - you deserved it (64976)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

#828379
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17787) - you deserved it (59851)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

#761502
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67932) - you deserved it (7073)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
523 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243473) - you deserved it (32205)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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