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KellyIsTheBest32

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1470
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KellyIsTheBest32 : I'm very random and incredibly sarcastic.
I like to abreviate things.
I really don't give 2 shits if you spell everything perfectly or not.
But I absolutely fucking can not stand it when ppl type lyk d!z. Or in any variation of that.
I love to dance.
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I love facebook.
I love Aeropostale.
I love Ramen Noodles
I love cupcakes
I love cookies
I love Nature Valley Granola Bars
I hate eating leftovers.
I can rap Superbass like it's my job.
I never start drama, and I don't like being involved in it. But when other people have drama, it's pretty damn funny.
I only use FML on my phone.
I dream of being a plus sized model and a cat lady.
Some of my favorite shows are Pretty Little Liars, Dance Moms, Jersey Shore, Bad Girls Club, 16 and Pregnant/Teen Mom, America's Got Talent, and any of the CSI shows.
I love Glozell and JennaMarbles.
I think that's all you need to know about me.
Peace and Blessings.

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Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)



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