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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 3:24am - love - by lee (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:17am - love - by arace15336 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by jessiegirl - United States (Illinois)
Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)
Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - love - by justmylife (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 20 May 2013
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